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Humans Big

Humans Big
Humans Big

Wow what a week for this miniature dachshund! While my 2 human puppy’s friend was going back to her house a big German Shepherd broke his chain and started running at the poor screaming friend. I had to do something. I also knew that the big dog could not get around or over the fence around my yard. So I started barking and growling telling the big dog to go after some one his own species and size. The big dog then ran at the fence and away from the human girl. The girl ran back to her house and she was OK. The dog never made it to her because of me. The big dog then put his paw onto my fence and I nipped at it and told him to get lost. My owner then came out and took me inside to protect the big dog from me since I am so tough and the big dogs owner came and took it home.

Then a couple of days after that I got my little friend those humans get every month. My owners were excited for some reason and then they told me why. They said that I was going to have puppies with Mr. Growley, my boyfriend from lonesome dachshund. I thought, “Whoa, wait up! What about my girlish figure and my weight? I am to good looking to have puppies.” Then I thought about it and my human mommy had a couple of puppies and she got a better figure than before she had puppies and my human daddy says that she is hot. I could do this puppy thing if they did and they turned out better and happier than before.

Article is written for Shelby the miniature dachshund’s journal. More weekly adventures at [http://www.miniaturedachshundlife.com]

Does your big head hurt your eyeballs sometimes? Humans have big brains and big heads but still small eyeballs?

which means the eye sockets feel stretched and out of proportion. Do your eyeballs hurt sometimes due to your large skull stretching your eyeballs apart from each other?

What’s it with you and skulls stretching?

Destroy All Humans-Big Willy Unleashed


Mom & Dad Getting Me a Human Big Brother Big Sister Toddler/Infant Kids T-Shirt 3T Pink


Mom & Dad Getting Me a Human Big Brother Big Sister Toddler/Infant Kids T-Shirt 3T Pink


$12.99


Soon To Be A Big Brother / Big sister Gift Ideas. Pregnancy announcement, Baby shower gifts. Cute little kids Tee. Premium quality, short sleeved t-shirt. preshrunk 100% combed-cotton knit, machine washable. Available in a wide variety of colors and sizes: Infant sizes: 6 – 24 Months / Toddler sizes: 2T-7T. Choose the size and color options from the drop-down list. Machine washable. The best gift …













Mom & Dad Getting Me a Human Big Brother Big Sister Toddler/Infant Kids T-Shirt


Mom & Dad Getting Me a Human Big Brother Big Sister Toddler/Infant Kids T-Shirt



Soon To Be A Big Brother / Big sister Gift Ideas. Pregnancy announcement, Baby shower gifts. Cute little kids Tee. Premium quality, short sleeved t-shirt. preshrunk 100% combed-cotton knit, machine washable. Available in a wide variety of colors and sizes: Infant sizes: 6 – 24 Months / Toddler sizes: 2T-7T. Choose the size and color options from the drop-down list. Machine washable. The best gift …


Humans ...Not A Big Fan Shirt


Humans …Not A Big Fan Shirt



Super Comfy T-Shirt, Great for people who love sarcasm, Humans, Not A Big Fan, animals, funny things and humor. Classic fit designed with cool stylish pattern printed on for him and her….


Skyflying Small Camouflage Human Engineering Large Lightweight Backpack for Kids in 3-year-old to 6-year-old


Skyflying Small Camouflage Human Engineering Large Lightweight Backpack for Kids in 3-year-old to 6-year-old



Suit for 3-year-old to 6-year-old children. If you want to store folder or A4 paper ,the folder or A4 paper will have to bend at the corners to fit into the backpack. We suggest that you just store some book ,9.7in tablet,drinks,snacks,toys into this backpack at best. Because this bag is designed for little child ,not for office worker. The product’s color might be slight different in the p…


simplehuman Profile Step Trash Can, Stainless Steel, 10 L / 2.6 Gal


simplehuman Profile Step Trash Can, Stainless Steel, 10 L / 2.6 Gal


$39.99


The simplehuman profile step can has a slim profile shape that makes it a great fit in a bathroom or under a desk. It has a durable steel pedal that is designed to last. And although it has a removable inner bucket that is grocery bag compatible, try our custom fit liners for this can — extra strong and a perfect fit….













The Big Book of HR, Revised and Updated Edition


The Big Book of HR, Revised and Updated Edition


$14.78


Managing people is the most challenging part of any leader’s job. And that job’s not getting any easier as the human resources profession grows more dynamic and constantly changes. The Big Book of HR provides any business owner, manager, or HR professional with the most current information to get the most from their talent―from strategic HR-related issues to the smallest tactical detail of m…